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rmarshall · 11-30-2003, 09:44 AM

The search function is disabled so I don't know if this was already posted.

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

bryan2766 · 11-30-2003, 10:36 AM

Ouch.

potpie · 11-30-2003, 03:20 PM

Nice

That's gotta hurt.

microdot · 11-30-2003, 03:25 PM

Heard it before, but its always good for a laugh. Especially at people in burning buildings with their wangs in vices.

Eviltree · 12-01-2003, 06:39 PM

harsh... very harsh..

steveincolumbus · 12-01-2003, 09:26 PM

ok i have heard it before but i thinkn you left out part, otherwise can't he open the vice himself???

Laladien · 12-02-2003, 12:42 AM

I was thinking the same thing... but in the end...

HOLY FREAKIN DAMN that has to hurt

rocinante2003 · 12-03-2003, 08:14 AM

Thats a great one

pta200 · 12-03-2003, 08:22 AM

eeeek!

bluearmy · 12-03-2003, 11:06 AM

Made me wince before I laughed but still funny.

Keg-o-Grog · 12-03-2003, 12:04 PM

seen it before, but its so mean.. so mean

Marburg · 12-03-2003, 01:52 PM

eep!
freaky

this != humor
this == freaky

Evil Milkman · 12-04-2003, 01:22 PM

*cries*

*decides to laugh*

*makes note not to sleep with another man's woman*

*ever*

KellyC · 12-06-2003, 02:01 AM

brilliant man!! keep the deek and get burn, lose the deek and.....o..m..g..

Crack · 12-10-2003, 02:52 PM

That's what I would have done too, if I had an imagination...

bravo49 · 12-11-2003, 04:06 AM

If I caught a man ln bed with my wife I'd have him certified

sbester · 12-11-2003, 04:27 PM

that's awesome

loganmule · 12-13-2003, 12:35 PM

that is harsh, but what about the cheating wife...off for free?

MexicanOnABike · 12-13-2003, 09:52 PM

ahahaha.1!!! i'd unscrew the vice?

Tarn · 12-15-2003, 08:44 AM

oooohhhhh that is so cruel and col at the same time.

wannabenakid247 · 12-19-2003, 09:00 AM

That is so funny

batm4n_23 · 12-21-2003, 06:06 PM

i like that
tough choice

orphen · 12-23-2003, 06:58 AM

OUCH.!!! damn that must be painful

floydthebarber · 12-23-2003, 07:22 PM

hurts just thinking about it.

11-30-2003, 09:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Vengence is Mine! The search function is disabled so I don't know if this was already posted. One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

11-30-2003, 03:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
potpie Upright Location: CA	Nice That's gotta hurt. __________________ "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam" (I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)

12-02-2003, 12:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Laladien Tilted Location: WI	I was thinking the same thing... but in the end... HOLY FREAKIN DAMN that has to hurt __________________ http://www.deeko.com/images/articles/LOTRBANNER.jpg

12-03-2003, 12:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	seen it before, but its so mean.. so mean __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

12-03-2003, 01:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
Marburg Crazy Location: Nova Scotia, Canada	eep! freaky this != humor this == freaky __________________ Ask a simple question... get pain.

11-30-2003, 10:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
bryan2766 Crazy Location: East Tenn	Ouch.

11-30-2003, 03:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	Heard it before, but its always good for a laugh. Especially at people in burning buildings with their wangs in vices.

12-01-2003, 06:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	harsh... very harsh..

12-01-2003, 09:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
steveincolumbus Psycho Location: BFE, Kentucky	ok i have heard it before but i thinkn you left out part, otherwise can't he open the vice himself???

12-03-2003, 08:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
rocinante2003 Insane Location: Dallas	Thats a great one

12-03-2003, 11:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Made me wince before I laughed but still funny.

12-04-2003, 01:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	cries decides to laugh makes note not to sleep with another man's woman ever

12-06-2003, 02:01 AM	#14 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	brilliant man!! keep the deek and get burn, lose the deek and.....o..m..g.. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

12-10-2003, 02:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	That's what I would have done too, if I had an imagination... __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-11-2003, 04:06 AM	#16 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	If I caught a man ln bed with my wife I'd have him certified

12-13-2003, 09:52 PM	#19 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ahahaha.1!!! i'd unscrew the vice? __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

12-19-2003, 09:00 AM	#21 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	That is so funny

12-11-2003, 04:27 PM	#17 (permalink)
sbester Crazy	that's awesome

12-13-2003, 12:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	that is harsh, but what about the cheating wife...off for free?

12-15-2003, 08:44 AM	#20 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	oooohhhhh that is so cruel and col at the same time.

12-21-2003, 06:06 PM	#22 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	i like that tough choice

12-23-2003, 06:58 AM	#23 (permalink)
orphen Insane	OUCH.!!! damn that must be painful

12-23-2003, 07:22 PM	#24 (permalink)
floydthebarber Insane Location: ?	hurts just thinking about it. __________________ wish you were here