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rmarshall 11-30-2003 09:44 AM

Vengence is Mine!
 
The search function is disabled so I don't know if this was already posted.

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

bryan2766 11-30-2003 10:36 AM

Ouch.

potpie 11-30-2003 03:20 PM

Nice :D That's gotta hurt.

microdot 11-30-2003 03:25 PM

Heard it before, but its always good for a laugh. Especially at people in burning buildings with their wangs in vices.

Eviltree 12-01-2003 06:39 PM

harsh... very harsh..

steveincolumbus 12-01-2003 09:26 PM

ok i have heard it before but i thinkn you left out part, otherwise can't he open the vice himself???

Laladien 12-02-2003 12:42 AM

I was thinking the same thing... but in the end...

HOLY FREAKIN DAMN that has to hurt

rocinante2003 12-03-2003 08:14 AM

Thats a great one

pta200 12-03-2003 08:22 AM

eeeek!

bluearmy 12-03-2003 11:06 AM

Made me wince before I laughed but still funny.

Keg-o-Grog 12-03-2003 12:04 PM

seen it before, but its so mean.. so mean

Marburg 12-03-2003 01:52 PM

eep!
freaky

this != humor
this == freaky

Evil Milkman 12-04-2003 01:22 PM

*cries*

*decides to laugh*

*makes note not to sleep with another man's woman*

*ever*

KellyC 12-06-2003 02:01 AM

brilliant man!! keep the deek and get burn, lose the deek and.....o..m..g..

Crack 12-10-2003 02:52 PM

That's what I would have done too, if I had an imagination...

bravo49 12-11-2003 04:06 AM

If I caught a man ln bed with my wife I'd have him certified

sbester 12-11-2003 04:27 PM

that's awesome

loganmule 12-13-2003 12:35 PM

that is harsh, but what about the cheating wife...off for free?

MexicanOnABike 12-13-2003 09:52 PM

ahahaha.1!!! i'd unscrew the vice?

Tarn 12-15-2003 08:44 AM

oooohhhhh that is so cruel and col at the same time.

wannabenakid247 12-19-2003 09:00 AM

That is so funny :lol:

batm4n_23 12-21-2003 06:06 PM

i like that
tough choice

orphen 12-23-2003 06:58 AM

OUCH.!!! damn that must be painful

floydthebarber 12-23-2003 07:22 PM

hurts just thinking about it.


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