Vengence is Mine!
 

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One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Ouch.

Nice :D That's gotta hurt.

Heard it before, but its always good for a laugh. Especially at people in burning buildings with their wangs in vices.

harsh... very harsh..

ok i have heard it before but i thinkn you left out part, otherwise can't he open the vice himself???

I was thinking the same thing... but in the end...

HOLY FREAKIN DAMN that has to hurt

Thats a great one

eeeek!

Made me wince before I laughed but still funny.

seen it before, but its so mean.. so mean

eep!
freaky

this != humor
this == freaky

*cries*

*decides to laugh*

*makes note not to sleep with another man's woman*

*ever*

brilliant man!! keep the deek and get burn, lose the deek and.....o..m..g..

That's what I would have done too, if I had an imagination...

If I caught a man ln bed with my wife I'd have him certified

that's awesome

that is harsh, but what about the cheating wife...off for free?

ahahaha.1!!! i'd unscrew the vice?

oooohhhhh that is so cruel and col at the same time.

That is so funny :lol:

i like that
tough choice

OUCH.!!! damn that must be painful

hurts just thinking about it.