Local jokes.
 

Use this thread to share jokes about the area you live in.


mine:

In Florida we liken tourists to Hemorrhoids...

If they come down and then go back where they came from, it's not so bad. If they come down and stay down they're a big pain in the ass.

Connecticut doesn't have enough of a personality to have jokes.

North Carolina had Jesse Helms. Does he count?

hehe that reminds me of a strip done by John Callahan about Jesse Helms' funeral- It showed him stuffed and standing upright pointing a finger accusingly and the funeral goers are like, "doesn't he look natural?" :D



http://www.callahanonline.com/

Nebraska <b><i>is</b></i> a joke. 'Nuff said.

MINNESOTA=JESSE-----that was the biggest joke in the history of humor

We have John Howard.Nuff said

I'm from Arizona...when it is 120+...you will not think to yourself, "Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

Oh, and if it's tourist season, why can't I shoot them?