Joke of the Day - November 25 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 11-25-2003, 02:51 AM

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist.

Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.

That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.

"Why are you crying?" the father asked.

"Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken," answered the pessimist twin.

Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked.

To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"

sexy_bastard · 11-25-2003, 02:53 AM

cool!!

Sion · 11-25-2003, 06:49 AM

self delusion is great, huh?

bobby · 11-25-2003, 08:40 AM

oh shit...thats me ! XOXOXOO

Silverbrain · 11-25-2003, 11:58 AM

cute, lol.

Slacks_01 · 11-25-2003, 12:03 PM

i laughed, that was the funnies

phukraut · 11-25-2003, 02:07 PM

i didn't get to the punchline; i got my laugh at the idea of my dad filling my room with manure (just to see what i would say).

Shpoop · 11-25-2003, 03:23 PM

i had heard some moral story like that before but remembered not being too fond of it, but this one was new.

well done!

loganmule · 11-26-2003, 08:52 PM

good one...I'll share it at Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow

Amarth · 11-27-2003, 01:52 AM

A good lesson to be learned... horse manure can make anyone's day!

batm4n_23 · 11-30-2003, 04:23 PM

good joke

Evil Milkman · 11-30-2003, 09:25 PM

Nice one!

Lassus · 12-01-2003, 01:58 AM

lol, thats great dude

txstrosman · 12-01-2003, 09:18 AM

LOL, that's excellent, I got a good chuckle out of that one, thanks!!!

rocinante2003 · 12-01-2003, 01:51 PM

thats very funny

Tiger69z · 12-01-2003, 10:17 PM

HAha, that's good.

I'm memorizing that one..."there's gotta be a pony in here somewhere!"

11-25-2003, 02:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - November 25 A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying?" the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken," answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"

11-25-2003, 02:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
sexy_bastard Crazy Location: Norway	cool!! __________________ "Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve. "

11-25-2003, 06:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	self delusion is great, huh? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

11-25-2003, 08:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	oh shit...thats me ! XOXOXOO __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

11-25-2003, 11:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	cute, lol. __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

11-25-2003, 12:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	i laughed, that was the funnies

11-25-2003, 02:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
phukraut Addict	i didn't get to the punchline; i got my laugh at the idea of my dad filling my room with manure (just to see what i would say).

11-25-2003, 03:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	i had heard some moral story like that before but remembered not being too fond of it, but this one was new. well done!

11-26-2003, 08:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	good one...I'll share it at Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow

11-27-2003, 01:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	A good lesson to be learned... horse manure can make anyone's day!

11-30-2003, 04:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	good joke

11-30-2003, 09:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Nice one!

12-01-2003, 01:58 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lassus Addict Location: Canada and I love it here	lol, thats great dude __________________ Beauty can be found in the darkest day and on the darkest hour and even in the darkest mind

12-01-2003, 09:18 AM	#14 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	LOL, that's excellent, I got a good chuckle out of that one, thanks!!!

12-01-2003, 01:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
rocinante2003 Insane Location: Dallas	thats very funny

12-01-2003, 10:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	HAha, that's good. I'm memorizing that one..."there's gotta be a pony in here somewhere!"