The perfect woman... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

mrquackers · 11-20-2003, 07:02 PM

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Regziever · 11-20-2003, 10:43 PM

Lol! Okay I probarbly should have expected the last line but for some reason I didn't. Took me completly by suprise! Great one!

kifferfong · 11-22-2003, 07:10 AM

I expected something else, like "Dream on" or something, lol. Funny!

Gortexfogg · 11-22-2003, 07:15 AM

Hahaha, oh that's a good one!

tekaweni · 11-22-2003, 07:33 AM

hahah yes, simple straightforward and extremely funny!

bravo49 · 11-22-2003, 08:00 AM

So very true

TerresqueÜ · 11-22-2003, 11:38 AM

Clever, heh!

RotEx · 11-22-2003, 08:44 PM

i enjoy'd that one, and it is SO true!

WarWagon · 11-22-2003, 10:33 PM

Its funny because its true.

Tiger69z · 11-23-2003, 11:13 AM

Lol, i didn't expect that one

Amarth · 11-23-2003, 02:13 PM

LOL, caught me totally off gaurd. I'm off! I need to find me at least ONE of those women...

11-20-2003, 07:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	The perfect woman... 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

11-20-2003, 10:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol! Okay I probarbly should have expected the last line but for some reason I didn't. Took me completly by suprise! Great one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

11-22-2003, 07:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	hahah yes, simple straightforward and extremely funny! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

11-22-2003, 11:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Clever, heh! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

11-22-2003, 08:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
RotEx Crazy	i enjoy'd that one, and it is SO true! __________________ everytime i turn around it is an illusion.

11-22-2003, 07:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
kifferfong Tilted Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia	I expected something else, like "Dream on" or something, lol. Funny!

11-22-2003, 07:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hahaha, oh that's a good one!

11-22-2003, 08:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	So very true

11-22-2003, 10:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Its funny because its true.

11-23-2003, 11:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Lol, i didn't expect that one

11-23-2003, 02:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	LOL, caught me totally off gaurd. I'm off! I need to find me at least ONE of those women...