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SSJwrestler · 11-20-2003, 09:50 AM

An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.

For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.

For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world.

Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.

For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth.

After all, he had been her best friend for so many years.

Poof! The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth.

The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes.

After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had my balls cut off?"

Regziever · 11-20-2003, 11:24 AM

Muahahaha!! Awesome!!!!

89transam · 11-22-2003, 12:58 PM

thejoker130 · 11-22-2003, 01:47 PM

harsh

RotEx · 11-22-2003, 08:42 PM

Hah! except that could be a good thing for her... O.o

NO COMDOM! that is if he didnt kick her in the box and run away !

txgirl · 11-23-2003, 01:40 PM

Now that's good!

Amarth · 11-23-2003, 02:10 PM

NOW THAT'S COMEDY!

drewg · 11-24-2003, 04:22 AM

HAHAHAAA!!! great great great joke

Gortexfogg · 11-24-2003, 05:54 AM

Hilarious!

sexy_bastard · 11-25-2003, 02:28 AM

a great classic...

bravo49 · 11-30-2003, 09:07 AM

Heard in many versions but still a classic

11-20-2003, 09:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	Fairy Tale Wishes An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful. For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. Poof! She was the richest woman in the world. For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth. The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes. After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had my balls cut off?"

11-20-2003, 11:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Muahahaha!! Awesome!!!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

11-22-2003, 01:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	harsh __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

11-22-2003, 08:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
RotEx Crazy	Hah! except that could be a good thing for her... O.o NO COMDOM! that is if he didnt kick her in the box and run away ! __________________ everytime i turn around it is an illusion.

11-25-2003, 02:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
sexy_bastard Crazy Location: Norway	a great classic... __________________ "Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve. "

11-22-2003, 12:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
89transam Psycho Location: Central California

11-23-2003, 01:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Now that's good!

11-23-2003, 02:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	NOW THAT'S COMEDY!

11-24-2003, 04:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
drewg Crazy Location: Norway	HAHAHAAA!!! great great great joke

11-24-2003, 05:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious!

11-30-2003, 09:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Heard in many versions but still a classic