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Old 11-19-2003, 04:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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8 words with 2 meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of
thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...........Leaving a note
before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
 
Old 11-19-2003, 09:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Very true on many accounts, thanks )
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Old 11-19-2003, 11:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol, excellent, thanks
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Old 11-20-2003, 06:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Good stuff! The second one is the best.
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Old 11-20-2003, 07:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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thats all good
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Old 11-20-2003, 10:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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funny stuff!
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Old 11-20-2003, 02:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that last one is classic
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