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Sensei 11-18-2003 07:15 PM

Tricky Interview Question
 
A guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

A second guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

The interviewer yells, "Scram! Next!!"

This guy on the way out says to the third guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

The third guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "What’s the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you?"

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

The third guy replies, "Well, you don't have any fucking ears to hang glasses on!"

Stare At The Sun 11-19-2003 02:16 PM

Lol, quite funny :D

glytch 11-20-2003 07:08 AM

That's a classic

HunterDevourer 11-20-2003 03:58 PM

Very classy!

batm4n_23 11-21-2003 03:36 PM

funny

bluearmy 11-21-2003 05:19 PM

That one gave me a big laugh, like it a lot.


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