warrrreagl

Every time I see Ratbastid's name, I think of this joke told by Jackie Mason. It only works if you repeat it aloud with a thick Yiddish accent.


A policeman in New York City broke up a fight between a giant black guy and a little Rabbi. When he asked what started it, the black guy said, "Little dude called me a black bastard!"

The cop said to the Rabbi, "Is this true?"

The Rabbie said, "Heavens, no. He looks like a fine young man, so why should I call him this? I was standing here waiting for the bus, and he walked up and asked me where Madison Square Garden was. I told him he was a block past it, and he started punching me!"

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Living is easy with eyes closed.

Hycdubg

Oy, what a schmuck.

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_