ratbastid

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel
and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager
came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts
boasting in an open foyer!"

Hycdubg

Aw geez. Where's my gun? Time to put this one out to pasture.

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

warrrreagl

Made me laugh...

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Living is easy with eyes closed.

zaiaz

Arrrgggghhhh.......lame joke that's funny.

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Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...