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llama 04-29-2003 04:15 AM

Whos says men aren't sensitive?
 
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they
end up going back to his place. As he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

There are hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones are on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears are on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side.

She turns to him invitingly... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make passionate love.

After she has an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"

The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

warrrreagl 04-29-2003 07:30 AM

Caught me by surprise, good one!

zf0enix 04-29-2003 07:37 AM

Funny! That's a good way to get a chick to go all Lorena Bobbit on your ass, though!

GreenCloud 04-29-2003 08:25 AM

LOL - well, we know where he works now

mojoman 04-29-2003 08:54 AM

do this to a woman and she gets furiour... belive me...=)

King Tut 04-29-2003 12:23 PM

Very good one, didn't see it coming.

Cursive 04-29-2003 02:35 PM

hahahahah
hillarious

TerresqueÜ 04-29-2003 04:06 PM

...And that folks is why you don't date carnies!

Prophecy 05-14-2003 11:06 AM

awesome... I'd love to try that sometime :)

legolas 09-18-2003 03:55 PM

I'm sorry... I don't think I caught that one.

Shpoop 09-18-2003 04:51 PM

lol... pretty good

crackpot 09-18-2003 05:45 PM

Heh heh, that's strange!

PayUp 09-18-2003 07:45 PM

caught me of guard, good one

bbbbbb555 09-19-2003 01:58 PM

pretty funny, would be fun to try, hahaha

Dunta 09-20-2003 07:42 AM

silly

fallen_angel 09-24-2003 08:52 PM

wow thats about special, thanx for the good laugh, would never have thought that one up on my own

Eowyn_Vala 09-24-2003 09:33 PM

OMG! That was terribly funny...

Midlandmadman 09-25-2003 08:40 AM

that was cute. I actually have heard it before though...still quite funny!

Arc101 09-25-2003 09:39 AM

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awesome... I'd love to try that sometime
If you do please film it - I want to see if it is possiable to say something like this and survive with your balls still attached:D


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