04-28-2003, 11:49 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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Types of People You'd Meet in a Bathroom
which are you.. im Firivolous
EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble TOUGH : Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away CONCEITED : Holds two inch penis like a baseball bat DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed |
04-29-2003, 01:55 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: California when i'm not in hawaii
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Hey darksparkles, women can pee standing too. So i hear. I hear that if you're shaved you can even pee into a urinal; all it takes is a little bit of finger work and maneuvering.
Any one else know anything about this? |
04-29-2003, 09:18 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
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I'm patient, and sometimes Drunk!
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