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Old 04-28-2003, 11:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Types of People You'd Meet in a Bathroom

which are you.. im Firivolous

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts
SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink

CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug

ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH : Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand

EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both

DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED : Holds two inch penis like a baseball bat

DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants

SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha, if i was a dude i'd be a childish sneak. possibly a drunk on occasion.
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Old 04-29-2003, 01:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey darksparkles, women can pee standing too. So i hear. I hear that if you're shaved you can even pee into a urinal; all it takes is a little bit of finger work and maneuvering.

Any one else know anything about this?
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Old 04-29-2003, 01:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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by the by- funny ass post. much appreciated. I can relate to almost every single one of those...
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Old 04-29-2003, 05:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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It's funny how some people cant just go and PISS
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Efficient here ) Good list!
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH, childish
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Conceited.
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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heh, funny
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:18 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm patient, and sometimes Drunk!
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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ive got a little of a lot of em...
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