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Drider_it · 04-28-2003, 11:40 PM

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

RaZ · 04-29-2003, 04:29 AM

Ewwww

ratbastid · 04-29-2003, 06:20 AM

Bleeeeech. I'll be sure to tell this one when I'm around 13-year-old boys.

Silverbrain · 04-29-2003, 06:21 AM

ohhh not what i expected!

warrrreagl · 04-29-2003, 07:21 AM

Already posted last week:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...?threadid=2080

JStrider · 04-29-2003, 10:42 AM

<~throws up

xavier · 04-29-2003, 11:14 AM

That was nasty. Yuck

mocouple74 · 04-29-2003, 11:16 AM

hehe.....gross......

RAMONES!!! · 04-29-2003, 11:48 AM

sick!!! but i sure am going to send to to other people!

Gnzo · 04-29-2003, 11:59 AM

I was eating lunch...hhhaa

moose · 04-29-2003, 12:48 PM

very very gross
at least i wasnt eating or anything

Pilgrim · 04-29-2003, 02:32 PM

That was nasty & funny.

04-28-2003, 11:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	3 Vampires ... warning ... There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves. The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves. The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water." The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?" The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

04-29-2003, 06:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	ohhh not what i expected! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-29-2003, 07:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Already posted last week: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...?threadid=2080 __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-29-2003, 10:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	<~throws up __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

04-29-2003, 11:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	sick!!! but i sure am going to send to to other people! __________________ Come on

04-29-2003, 06:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Bleeeeech. I'll be sure to tell this one when I'm around 13-year-old boys.

04-29-2003, 11:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
xavier Upright Location: Missouri	That was nasty. Yuck

04-29-2003, 11:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
mocouple74 Upright	hehe.....gross......

04-29-2003, 11:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	I was eating lunch...hhhaa

04-29-2003, 12:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
moose Crazy	very very gross at least i wasnt eating or anything

04-29-2003, 02:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	That was nasty & funny. __________________ "So it goes."