A cowboy rides his horse into....
 

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"

The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

HAW! wasn't expecting that

Uhm...yeah. Remind to never use those old school remedies. I'll just stick with chapstick.

best one i've heard all day, i must thank you for making me laugh as hard as i did

Ewwww!!! Baby that is nasty! Good one!

Damn, been a while... haven't heard an original jokes for a while! This one is a good one :)