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Drider_it · 04-28-2003, 10:23 PM

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"

The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

Darklight Adept · 04-28-2003, 11:00 PM

HAW! wasn't expecting that

Hycdubg · 04-29-2003, 02:33 PM

Uhm...yeah. Remind to never use those old school remedies. I'll just stick with chapstick.

RAMONES!!! · 04-29-2003, 04:35 PM

best one i've heard all day, i must thank you for making me laugh as hard as i did

TerresqueÜ · 04-29-2003, 04:41 PM

Ewwww!!! Baby that is nasty! Good one!

arael · 04-29-2003, 05:40 PM

Damn, been a while... haven't heard an original jokes for a while! This one is a good one

04-28-2003, 10:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	A cowboy rides his horse into.... A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?" The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips." The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?" Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

04-29-2003, 02:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Uhm...yeah. Remind to never use those old school remedies. I'll just stick with chapstick. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-29-2003, 04:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	best one i've heard all day, i must thank you for making me laugh as hard as i did __________________ Come on

04-29-2003, 04:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Ewwww!!! Baby that is nasty! Good one! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-28-2003, 11:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	HAW! wasn't expecting that

04-29-2003, 05:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
arael Banned	Damn, been a while... haven't heard an original jokes for a while! This one is a good one