11-11-2003, 08:39 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
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Marsha goes to the dentist.
Marsha completed four weeks of dental restoration with Dr. Morris Cohen the dentist. She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist ...and she was going to propose to him.
Her friend said, " Marsha you're 34 years old, you're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why this dentist?" "Because he is the First man that ever said to me SPIT, don't SWALLOW." Glad
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11-18-2003, 07:03 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Black Belt in Slacking Off
Location: Portland Or-ah-gun
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A Girl's First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for
an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Wasn’t that what you were thinking the entire time!?
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