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icy_ca · 11-11-2003, 08:11 AM

New Priest

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he
asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new
priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks
him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest,
and rub your chin with one hand......and try saying
things like, 'I see', 'yes', 'go on', and 'I understand'."
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one
hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old
priest.
The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a
little better than slapping your knee and saying
"No shit?........ what happened next."

clifclav · 11-11-2003, 08:29 AM

hahahaha. very good one. didn't see it coming. thanks

11-11-2003, 08:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	Another new priest joke New Priest The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand......and try saying things like, 'I see', 'yes', 'go on', and 'I understand'." The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying "No shit?........ what happened next." __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

11-11-2003, 08:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	hahahaha. very good one. didn't see it coming. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!