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Liquor Dealer 04-28-2003 04:44 PM

Billy Bob Joe Clyde
 
A rich farmer had a son named Billy Bob - Billy Bob (they called him Billy Bob Joe Clyde for short) masturbated all the time. Everytime someone turned his back on ole Billy Bob he'd be goin' after it ninety miles an hour. The farmer decided that the only way to break Billy Bob from his favorite activity was to get him married off. Neighbor down the road had a little blonde headed daughter named Caroline - Caroline was kinda' purty but she wasn't real smart. It didn't take a lot of persuadin' to convince the neighbor it was to his economic well being to see that the marriage took place and in a short time the social event of the year took place - followed by a long honeymoon to Europe.

The happy couple returned and everyone was eager to hear about their trip. They were all sitting around in the parlor talkin' about the big ugly oil derrick in France and the building that was about to fall over in Italy when the farmer noticed that ole Billy Bob was missin'. Sure enough he found him out behind the barn goin' after his favorite pasttime - The farmer yelled at him "Billy Bob Joe Clyde!!! Thats what you done went and got married for! That's your wife's job!"

Billy Bob looked at his father, rather sheepisly and replied, " I know dad but - her hand gets tired!"

crackpot 04-28-2003 09:17 PM

That boy just don't get it.

cchris 04-29-2003 06:03 AM

Ha ha

Thats pretty good.

ratbastid 04-29-2003 06:18 AM

"That boy ain't right." --Hank Hill


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