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GoldenOuroboros · 11-03-2003, 11:23 PM

Husband woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Paul called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mummy."

The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

The wife, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly Daddy.

Her note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Haemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

Paul read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

His note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, the wife answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs."

Her note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

HunterDevourer · 11-04-2003, 03:30 AM

Imagine the perplexion or disgust (dependent on age/intelligence) of the kid.

And yes, I thought it was taking a turn for the worse when it said he called his little boy into the room.

Thanks for the joke!

cchris · 11-04-2003, 06:03 AM

Great joke there.

Shpoop · 11-04-2003, 01:30 PM

i as well thought it was getting pretty sketchy when he called his son

good joke though

Silverbrain · 11-04-2003, 09:00 PM

Very cute, thanks.

sky_driver · 11-05-2003, 10:55 AM

I am f-ing laughing my ass off. This is one of the best I have seen. Thank you.

Gungwhooza · 11-05-2003, 02:44 PM

Holy crap i havent laughed so hard since the "Bitch you ruind my life!" joke

bryanzera · 11-05-2003, 04:28 PM

Very funny ... thanks for sharing ...

Snakebyt · 11-05-2003, 06:00 PM

thats a good one.. never heard that one before

Devilchild · 11-05-2003, 07:15 PM

lol

not often a new dirty joke comes along

i like it, cheers

SabrinaFair · 11-05-2003, 07:56 PM

Cute.

Keg-o-Grog · 11-06-2003, 05:48 AM

twas neat

11-03-2003, 11:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Tent Pole Husband woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Paul called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mummy." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. The wife, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly Daddy. Her note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Haemorrhage, No Circus Today. Paul read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." His note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, the wife answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs." Her note read: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, So Do It By Hand! __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

11-04-2003, 03:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	Imagine the perplexion or disgust (dependent on age/intelligence) of the kid. And yes, I thought it was taking a turn for the worse when it said he called his little boy into the room. Thanks for the joke! __________________ Viva La Muerte

11-04-2003, 06:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Great joke there. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-04-2003, 09:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Very cute, thanks. __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

11-05-2003, 02:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gungwhooza Upright	Holy crap i havent laughed so hard since the "Bitch you ruind my life!" joke __________________ Gu\|\\|wh0024!!!1

11-04-2003, 01:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	i as well thought it was getting pretty sketchy when he called his son good joke though

11-05-2003, 10:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	I am f-ing laughing my ass off. This is one of the best I have seen. Thank you.

11-05-2003, 04:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
bryanzera Crazy Location: Fresno, CA	Very funny ... thanks for sharing ...

11-05-2003, 06:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
Snakebyt Psycho Location: Lubbock Texas	thats a good one.. never heard that one before

11-05-2003, 07:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
Devilchild Crazy	lol not often a new dirty joke comes along i like it, cheers

11-05-2003, 07:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Cute. __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

11-06-2003, 05:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	twas neat __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.