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Lost-in-Space · 04-19-2003, 06:18 PM

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.

"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"

"Driver's licence? What's that?..."

"It's a little card with your picture on it."

"Oh, duh! Here it is..."

"May I have your car insurance?"

"What's that?..."

"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."

The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:

"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 08:14 PM

hihih.. blow it good!

GreenCloud · 04-26-2003, 12:23 PM

LOL - i'm gonna be sharing this one

moose · 04-27-2003, 06:46 PM

hahaha, this is possibly on of the funniest jokes ever....

zaiaz · 04-28-2003, 05:36 AM

Oh...but she knows what the breath test looks like....c'mon now..

wmuhist · 04-28-2003, 05:49 AM

LoL Thats a classic!!

warrrreagl · 04-28-2003, 08:24 AM

This one is as oddly arousing as it is funny.

Hycdubg · 04-28-2003, 03:50 PM

Hee hee, suck it good bitch.

04-19-2003, 06:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lost-in-Space Upright Location: Jupiter 2	The Breathalyzer Test A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?" "Driver's licence? What's that?..." "It's a little card with your picture on it." "Oh, duh! Here it is..." "May I have your car insurance?" "What's that?..." "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car." "Oh this? Duh! Here you go..." The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

04-19-2003, 08:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hihih.. blow it good! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-26-2003, 12:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	LOL - i'm gonna be sharing this one __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

04-28-2003, 05:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Oh...but she knows what the breath test looks like....c'mon now.. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-28-2003, 08:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	This one is as oddly arousing as it is funny. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-27-2003, 06:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
moose Crazy	hahaha, this is possibly on of the funniest jokes ever....

04-28-2003, 05:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
wmuhist Upright	LoL Thats a classic!!

04-28-2003, 03:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Hee hee, suck it good bitch. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_