Lost-in-Space

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.

"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"

"Driver's licence? What's that?..."

"It's a little card with your picture on it."

"Oh, duh! Here it is..."

"May I have your car insurance?"

"What's that?..."

"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."

The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:

"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

MexicanOnABike

hihih.. blow it good!

__________________

- Movie Reviews - Ratings-

GreenCloud

LOL - i'm gonna be sharing this one

__________________
"Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

moose

hahaha, this is possibly on of the funniest jokes ever....

zaiaz

Oh...but she knows what the breath test looks like....c'mon now..

__________________
Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

wmuhist

LoL Thats a classic!!

warrrreagl

This one is as oddly arousing as it is funny.

__________________
Living is easy with eyes closed.

Hycdubg

Hee hee, suck it good bitch.

__________________
Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_