Joke of the Day - November 3 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 11-03-2003, 02:59 AM

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.

"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.

"Can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun.

"I'm afraid I cannot, Sister."

"Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun essayed.

"Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered. "But she's a humble spinster nun."

"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not 'spinsters;' they are married to God."

"Wonderful," said Smith. "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law.

dragonhawk · 11-03-2003, 10:52 AM

Hahahaha!

Thanks!

Shpoop · 11-03-2003, 05:10 PM

noooice!

Flesh · 11-03-2003, 08:13 PM

dragon2fire · 11-03-2003, 11:55 PM

o i like that

very clever

11-03-2003, 02:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - November 3 A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?" "No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun. "I'm afraid I cannot, Sister." "Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun essayed. "Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered. "But she's a humble spinster nun." "Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not 'spinsters;' they are married to God." "Wonderful," said Smith. "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law.

11-03-2003, 10:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	Hahahaha! Thanks! __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

11-03-2003, 05:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	noooice!

11-03-2003, 11:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	o i like that very clever

11-03-2003, 08:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha