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Old 11-02-2003, 01:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Scotland
Tough teacher

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster
cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his
shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the
term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself
assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the
window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk
work.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk
stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that term.
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Old 11-02-2003, 02:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice one, made me chuckle.
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Old 11-02-2003, 03:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2003, 08:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Clever...very clever bro keep 'em coming
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Old 11-02-2003, 08:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
haha i had skimmed through it and didn't get it. I read it again and KEEKLES, you would have to wonder what the hell would be going thru the students mind, thinking they have a jackass teacher or something
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Old 11-02-2003, 11:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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GOOD ONE.
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Old 11-03-2003, 03:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: chocolate city
Great crack
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:14 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Stillwater, OK
Hilarious!
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