Midnight call
 

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.

"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."

The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.

"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."

Im sure its really, really funny...i just dont get it :)

you can get contraceptives from your doctor. that's why they called.

Now THAT made me laugh.