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Tiger69z · 10-30-2003, 02:56 PM

There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman, and they lived in London. The woman was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
But the real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English!

mrquackers · 10-30-2003, 03:21 PM

Ha!!! Ok, I bit...

Fremen · 10-30-2003, 10:57 PM

Hehe, got me, too.

Good one, Tiger69z.

Disco Stu · 10-31-2003, 12:27 PM

lol, i hate those! my mind is always in the gutter it seems.. nice one!

bennyb · 10-31-2003, 12:46 PM

hehehe got me

zaiaz · 11-04-2003, 07:02 AM

I knew that....

Stare At The Sun · 11-04-2003, 07:59 PM

lol, i bit too

The_Dude · 11-04-2003, 08:22 PM

got me.

Artsemis · 11-04-2003, 10:35 PM

LOL! Good One!

I love these~

bravo49 · 11-05-2003, 01:33 AM

That's one to you. I fell for it

dragon2fire · 11-05-2003, 05:00 AM

lol

fooled me

Latch · 11-05-2003, 09:09 PM

It got me. Nice.

Keg-o-Grog · 11-06-2003, 05:37 AM

dude

KellyC · 11-09-2003, 03:38 AM

nice!! i figure its either that...or "THAT"

microdot · 11-09-2003, 06:03 AM

Damn, seems I need to wash my brain.

Esoteric · 11-09-2003, 02:16 PM

Haha, got me too.

TerresqueÜ · 11-09-2003, 04:49 PM

Good one, got me off guard.

yellowgowild · 11-09-2003, 05:04 PM

haha, got me.

lordjeebus · 11-09-2003, 05:58 PM

It seems I also have a dirty mind -- nice!

10-30-2003, 02:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Sausage :) There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman, and they lived in London. The woman was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. But the real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The third day, the lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll the page down) What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English!

10-30-2003, 03:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Ha!!! Ok, I bit... __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

10-30-2003, 10:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Hehe, got me, too. Good one, Tiger69z. __________________ Google

11-04-2003, 07:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	I knew that.... __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

11-04-2003, 08:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	got me. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

10-31-2003, 12:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	lol, i hate those! my mind is always in the gutter it seems.. nice one!

10-31-2003, 12:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	hehehe got me

11-04-2003, 07:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	lol, i bit too

11-04-2003, 10:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Artsemis Insane Location: West Virginia	LOL! Good One! I love these~ __________________ - Artsemis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are two keys to being the best: 1.) Never tell everything you know

11-05-2003, 01:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	That's one to you. I fell for it

11-05-2003, 05:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	lol fooled me

11-05-2003, 09:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	It got me. Nice.

11-06-2003, 05:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	dude __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

11-09-2003, 03:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	nice!! i figure its either that...or "THAT" __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

11-09-2003, 06:03 AM	#15 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	Damn, seems I need to wash my brain.

11-09-2003, 02:16 PM	#16 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Haha, got me too. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

11-09-2003, 04:49 PM	#17 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Good one, got me off guard. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

11-09-2003, 05:04 PM	#18 (permalink)
yellowgowild Psycho Location: Tampa	haha, got me.

11-09-2003, 05:58 PM	#19 (permalink)
lordjeebus ‚±‚Ìˆó˜U‚ª–Ú‚É“ü‚ç‚Ê‚© Location: College	It seems I also have a dirty mind -- nice!