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Tiger69z 10-30-2003 02:56 PM

Sausage :)
 
There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman, and they lived in London. The woman was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
But the real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English!

mrquackers 10-30-2003 03:21 PM

Ha!!! Ok, I bit...

Fremen 10-30-2003 10:57 PM

Hehe, got me, too. :) Good one, Tiger69z.

Disco Stu 10-31-2003 12:27 PM

lol, i hate those! my mind is always in the gutter it seems.. nice one!

bennyb 10-31-2003 12:46 PM

hehehe got me :D

zaiaz 11-04-2003 07:02 AM

I knew that....

Stare At The Sun 11-04-2003 07:59 PM

lol, i bit too

The_Dude 11-04-2003 08:22 PM

got me.

Artsemis 11-04-2003 10:35 PM

LOL! Good One! :) I love these~

bravo49 11-05-2003 01:33 AM

That's one to you. I fell for it

dragon2fire 11-05-2003 05:00 AM

lol

fooled me

Latch 11-05-2003 09:09 PM

It got me. Nice.

Keg-o-Grog 11-06-2003 05:37 AM

dude :p

KellyC 11-09-2003 03:38 AM

nice!! i figure its either that...or "THAT"

microdot 11-09-2003 06:03 AM

Damn, seems I need to wash my brain. :p

Esoteric 11-09-2003 02:16 PM

Haha, got me too.

TerresqueÜ 11-09-2003 04:49 PM

Good one, got me off guard.

yellowgowild 11-09-2003 05:04 PM

haha, got me.

lordjeebus 11-09-2003 05:58 PM

It seems I also have a dirty mind -- nice!


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