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mrquackers · 10-30-2003, 02:32 PM

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck in the crack of her ass that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you!'."

krwlz · 10-30-2003, 06:37 PM

Awsome, simply awesome... I havnt laughed that hard in a long time...

TerresqueÜ · 10-30-2003, 07:51 PM

Heh, clever.

niccoli · 10-30-2003, 09:06 PM

Haha, that's great, thanks for the laugh

Gortexfogg · 10-31-2003, 08:02 AM

Hehehe...good one!

mb99usa · 10-31-2003, 09:18 AM

Great one.

Slacks_01 · 10-31-2003, 09:34 AM

that was so funny

Disco Stu · 10-31-2003, 12:17 PM

hahahaha, thats a zinger! great post.

bennyb · 10-31-2003, 12:49 PM

classic.

10-30-2003, 02:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	When ya gotta go... Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with no panties!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck in the crack of her ass that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you!'."

10-30-2003, 07:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Heh, clever. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-31-2003, 09:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	Great one. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-30-2003, 06:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Awsome, simply awesome... I havnt laughed that hard in a long time...

10-30-2003, 09:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
niccoli Tilted Location: Denver, CO	Haha, that's great, thanks for the laugh

10-31-2003, 08:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehehe...good one!

10-31-2003, 09:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	that was so funny

10-31-2003, 12:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	hahahaha, thats a zinger! great post.

10-31-2003, 12:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	classic.