Rectum Deodorant
 

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, bemused by the request, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she's been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry miss, "says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist,

"Yes, " says the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist. He looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blondes snatches the container from him and read out loud from the label, "To apply, push up bottom."

rofl thats.. umm..yah... hahaha

so stupid, its funny
and pretty good at that...

Heh-heh, heh-heh!

3/5

Heh heh heh.

She must have smelled good!

More blonde jokes :D

Hahahah, that's a good one. Thanks!

I did not see that coming.... LOL

Man, we should have a board dedicated solely to blonde jokes. Unfortunately it would cut this board in half!

Good joke.

Great joke, and great to have you back under your real handle! BSC was good but LD is so much easier to type.

Still laugh each time I hear/see this

I love blond jokes. :D

That's a blonde for ya!

Wow... how smart!!! Right up the pooper... ouch

Wonder if she Shocker's herself with the deordorant.

Right Guard in the poo, Secret in the goo.

Or something like that.