The Classic Schoolgirl Salty-Sperm Joke - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Latch · 07-23-2003, 10:19 PM

This one is a classic. Don't know if it's ever happend, though.

A Biology teacher is teaching the days lesson, which was on sex and stuff like that. The teacher mentioned how sperm is 80% glucolse (sugar) (or something like that) whereupon a girl asks out loud, "How come it tastes so salty then?" She turns beet red and runs from the room. Just as she makes it to the door, the teacher replies "Because the sweetness tastebuds are on the tip of your tounge, not the back of your throat."

doctorphibes · 07-23-2003, 10:55 PM

Hey, that happened at MY school! How did you know about that?

(seriously, check snopes if there's any doubt on the truthfulness of this legend)

rocinante2003 · 07-23-2003, 11:34 PM

LOL.... That sucks (pun intended)

Latch · 07-23-2003, 11:49 PM

Snopes is where I got most of that version of a joke (I thought I'd check snopes to see if it's true or not before I posted it). Snopes hasn't determined if it's true or false yet.

Flesh · 07-24-2003, 07:00 AM

lol, this has happened in my school

abelak · 07-24-2003, 07:32 AM

That is great! Good One! The guys at work here at a hoot!

CSflim · 07-24-2003, 10:56 AM

hehehe....I guess it is possible, someone could blurt it out without thinking!

Pilgrim · 07-24-2003, 04:46 PM

Nobody is that stupid, I hope?

Latch · 07-24-2003, 05:47 PM

Obviously you've never seen the girls I've gone to school with haha.

gar1976 · 07-24-2003, 06:02 PM

Oldie but goodie...kind of like the "girl in biology class donating mouth cells for a lecture" joke.

TerresqueÜ · 07-24-2003, 06:37 PM

FUUUUNY!

Slims · 07-24-2003, 09:02 PM

That seems like the sort of slipup thathas probably been made by many girls, at many schools.

lappin · 07-24-2003, 11:30 PM

Phatguy · 07-25-2003, 12:04 AM

Hadn't heard that one in awhile. Still funny as shit though.

Regziever · 07-25-2003, 02:10 AM

Hehe.. you saw it comming miles away but still it is so bloody funny!! Good One!

maiden_fan_us · 07-25-2003, 03:22 AM

Mmmm Mmmm good.

big_bubba · 07-25-2003, 08:31 AM

lol that would be funny as hell to see in person.

Jonsgirl · 07-25-2003, 03:28 PM

that happened at my school too. I swear.

gibz0r · 07-25-2003, 06:29 PM

lmao! Why wasn't my bio class ever that fun

GremlinDelirium · 07-26-2003, 10:31 PM

Heheh... are we in college or high school... funny either way, Thanks!

CaptainSpeedy · 07-27-2003, 06:58 AM

classic !

bravo49 · 07-27-2003, 09:00 AM

Why DO they call it a blow-job when the lady sucks?

maxero · 07-27-2003, 11:39 PM

the part that makes it so funny is that you can easily imagine it happening

aoLhaTer · 07-28-2003, 12:21 AM

wflol · 07-28-2003, 01:25 AM

waffles

egorey · 07-28-2003, 07:20 AM

I have had a few people tell me that something similar happened in their highschool biology class.. not sure if it was a setup or stupidity or both.

whew · 08-01-2003, 08:17 PM

My friend's girlfriend did just that in her Sex Ed class.
The instructor took it in stride. I think he set her up for that.
(btw, he didn't know why)

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 09:34 PM

Haha, thats great

Tickford · 08-21-2003, 02:48 AM

hehehehe, damn I wished that happened at my school..

Root_Beer_Man · 08-21-2003, 09:25 AM

that cracks me up everytime i hear it

legolas · 08-21-2003, 09:52 AM

It hasn't happened at my school but I could definetly picture some of the women saying that...

Happyland · 08-21-2003, 01:50 PM

whats snopes

HeAtHeN · 08-21-2003, 01:56 PM

Thats funny.... I'm sure every biology teacher has heard a student say that.

punx1325 · 08-26-2003, 01:14 PM

WOW...i totally see that happening. Great Joke!

aarchaon · 03-18-2004, 05:43 AM

Hahaha

www.snopes.com

I believe I have read this in here somewhere.

deportes · 03-18-2004, 09:02 PM

good one

hobo · 03-18-2004, 09:58 PM

greatness

07-23-2003, 10:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	The Classic Schoolgirl Salty-Sperm Joke This one is a classic. Don't know if it's ever happend, though. A Biology teacher is teaching the days lesson, which was on sex and stuff like that. The teacher mentioned how sperm is 80% glucolse (sugar) (or something like that) whereupon a girl asks out loud, "How come it tastes so salty then?" She turns beet red and runs from the room. Just as she makes it to the door, the teacher replies "Because the sweetness tastebuds are on the tip of your tounge, not the back of your throat."

07-24-2003, 07:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
abelak Addict Location: Europe	That is great! Good One! The guys at work here at a hoot! __________________ Screw it, Let's go bowling.

07-24-2003, 10:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	hehehe....I guess it is possible, someone could blurt it out without thinking! __________________

07-24-2003, 04:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	Nobody is that stupid, I hope? __________________ "So it goes."

07-24-2003, 06:37 PM	#11 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	FUUUUNY! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-23-2003, 10:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
doctorphibes Crazy	Hey, that happened at MY school! How did you know about that? (seriously, check snopes if there's any doubt on the truthfulness of this legend)

07-23-2003, 11:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
rocinante2003 Insane Location: Dallas	LOL.... That sucks (pun intended)

07-23-2003, 11:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Snopes is where I got most of that version of a joke (I thought I'd check snopes to see if it's true or not before I posted it). Snopes hasn't determined if it's true or false yet.

07-24-2003, 07:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	lol, this has happened in my school

07-24-2003, 05:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Obviously you've never seen the girls I've gone to school with haha.

07-24-2003, 06:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Oldie but goodie...kind of like the "girl in biology class donating mouth cells for a lecture" joke.

07-24-2003, 09:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	That seems like the sort of slipup thathas probably been made by many girls, at many schools. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-25-2003, 12:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
Phatguy Upright	Hadn't heard that one in awhile. Still funny as shit though.

07-25-2003, 02:10 AM	#15 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehe.. you saw it comming miles away but still it is so bloody funny!! Good One! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-25-2003, 03:22 AM	#16 (permalink)
maiden_fan_us Tilted Location: Springfield, VA	Mmmm Mmmm good. __________________ Remember Eric, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people!

07-24-2003, 11:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
lappin Upright	heh

07-25-2003, 03:28 PM	#18 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	that happened at my school too. I swear. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

07-27-2003, 06:58 AM	#21 (permalink)
CaptainSpeedy Insane	classic !

07-28-2003, 12:21 AM	#24 (permalink)
aoLhaTer Tilted	lol

07-25-2003, 08:31 AM	#17 (permalink)
big_bubba Psycho	lol that would be funny as hell to see in person.

07-25-2003, 06:29 PM	#19 (permalink)
gibz0r Upright	lmao! Why wasn't my bio class ever that fun

07-26-2003, 10:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Heheh... are we in college or high school... funny either way, Thanks! __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

07-27-2003, 09:00 AM	#22 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Why DO they call it a blow-job when the lady sucks?

07-27-2003, 11:39 PM	#23 (permalink)
maxero Crazy	the part that makes it so funny is that you can easily imagine it happening __________________ cough

07-28-2003, 07:20 AM	#26 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	I have had a few people tell me that something similar happened in their highschool biology class.. not sure if it was a setup or stupidity or both.

08-01-2003, 08:17 PM	#27 (permalink)
whew Upright	My friend's girlfriend did just that in her Sex Ed class. The instructor took it in stride. I think he set her up for that. (btw, he didn't know why)

08-20-2003, 09:34 PM	#28 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Haha, thats great

08-21-2003, 02:48 AM	#29 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	hehehehe, damn I wished that happened at my school.. __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-21-2003, 09:25 AM	#30 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	that cracks me up everytime i hear it __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-21-2003, 09:52 AM	#31 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	It hasn't happened at my school but I could definetly picture some of the women saying that... __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

08-21-2003, 01:50 PM	#32 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	whats snopes __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-26-2003, 01:14 PM	#34 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	WOW...i totally see that happening. Great Joke! __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

03-18-2004, 05:43 AM	#35 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Hahaha www.snopes.com I believe I have read this in here somewhere. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-18-2004, 09:02 PM	#36 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	good one

03-18-2004, 09:58 PM	#37 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	greatness