Masturbating before sex
 

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realised his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to relieve himself sexually. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

Funny.

very good

3/5

Generous.
Okay, it was a little funny.

unexpected punchline

Next time try the closet.

now thats funny

I remember seeing someone do a flash movie of this joke. Still funny to read it

Good chuckler :D

Thurougly enjoyed. Thanks :)

I thought it was pretty funny; a 3.5 on 5 in my book.

heh, I'd like to see the flash movie of this, lol

Good variation on a well-used theme

Heh, that was a good one.

Heh. Not "Ha-ha", but "heh".

I got a chuckle:)

haha that was pretty funny!!

haha :d

Ha Ha

Not bad. I gave a chuckle.

Heh, worth a laugh :)

old people... hehehe

I laughed out loud. I was expecting this to be a viagra joke or something like that. As someone said earlier, it was unexpected.

heh heard this before, i think he could have found a better place

excellent stuff

heh heh :D good one

good one.

That's a chuckler!

And then... splooge! into the officers face.

thats good! i wouldnt want to be the guy!

Unexpected punchline. I, however, would NOT like to see the flash movie of this (dirty old man masturbating? No thanks ;) ).

uh oh

That's a nice one. Can you say, "BUSTED!!!"

I chuckled out loud. Pretty funny.

hehe 4/5

hehehe, sounds like something that would happen in real life. ;)

I didn't see that one coming...pretty funny though

that was pretty funney!

I'm laughing... :)