Joke of the Day - October 27 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 10-27-2003, 02:19 AM

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that he began his mission to find the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.

The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well" said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls. The man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better.

The morning after the man dated the third daughter, the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

They were married right away. Months later, the had a baby. When the man visited nursery, he was horrified. The baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents!!

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant, when you met her..."

mushrew · 10-28-2003, 12:19 AM

owned!

dragonhawk · 10-28-2003, 01:38 PM

I love farmer's daughter jokes!

Tarn · 10-28-2003, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dragonhawk
I love farmer's daughter jokes!

WORD !!!!

majik_6 · 10-30-2003, 11:56 AM

This is one of those jokes that you could visually play out in your head as you read it, and I must say it played out beautifully!

Esoteric · 10-30-2003, 03:00 PM

LOL! Good one.

Disco Stu · 10-31-2003, 12:15 PM

hahahaha, thats fuckin great. good post!

gloveshot3 · 11-01-2003, 06:29 AM

don't tell anyone, i'm the real daddy!

10-27-2003, 02:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 27 An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that he began his mission to find the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well" said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls. The man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. The morning after the man dated the third daughter, the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" They were married right away. Months later, the had a baby. When the man visited nursery, he was horrified. The baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents!! "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant, when you met her..."

10-28-2003, 01:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	I love farmer's daughter jokes! __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-30-2003, 11:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	This is one of those jokes that you could visually play out in your head as you read it, and I must say it played out beautifully! __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

10-30-2003, 03:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	LOL! Good one. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

10-28-2003, 12:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
mushrew Upright	owned!

10-31-2003, 12:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	hahahaha, thats fuckin great. good post!

11-01-2003, 06:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	don't tell anyone, i'm the real daddy!