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DEI37 · 10-26-2003, 11:48 AM

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."

PayUp · 10-26-2003, 01:39 PM

thats cool, made me snicker

TerresqueÜ · 10-26-2003, 07:26 PM

*snorting laugher* AHHAHAH! That's great!

majik_6 · 10-26-2003, 08:58 PM

That was great!

Wrong, but ooohhhh soooo right.

iktoweya · 10-28-2003, 03:23 AM

oh gosh

K-Wise · 10-28-2003, 03:25 AM

Not bad.

Asta!!

bennyb · 10-28-2003, 04:02 PM

nice play on words

Aesik · 10-28-2003, 04:15 PM

I thought Elmo had 3?

microdot · 10-29-2003, 04:21 AM

He does have three tickles, but that would ruin the joke.

Its somewhat similar to asking why people did something stupid in a movie instead of the obvious, easy way out...its because otherwise, the movie would be over.

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 12:38 PM

That's defintely one of the funniest things i've ever read!

10-26-2003, 11:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Tickle Me Elmo A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles." __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

10-26-2003, 01:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	thats cool, made me snicker __________________ Born to Lose.

10-26-2003, 07:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	snorting laugher AHHAHAH! That's great! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-26-2003, 08:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	That was great! Wrong, but ooohhhh soooo right. __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

10-28-2003, 03:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	oh gosh __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-28-2003, 03:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Not bad. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-28-2003, 04:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	nice play on words

10-28-2003, 04:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Aesik Tilted	I thought Elmo had 3?

10-29-2003, 04:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	He does have three tickles, but that would ruin the joke. Its somewhat similar to asking why people did something stupid in a movie instead of the obvious, easy way out...its because otherwise, the movie would be over.

10-29-2003, 12:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	That's defintely one of the funniest things i've ever read!