marcopolo

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails.

3. You can jump-start your car without cables.

4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

5. You can't remember your second cup.

6. You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug.

7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

9. You don't sweat -- you percolate.

10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

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giblfiz

I love number nine, and sadly I have been known to do number ten.

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ObieX

Someone could make some nice money off #6.

In fact i may just do it...

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petergriffin24

Ahhh Starbucks they are everywhere not surprised they would be moving in on our homes!!

mb99usa

Guilty of 5, 9, and 10.

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Gortexfogg

Number 5 cracks me up....

iktoweya

i got a check up the other day and the doc said he found some blood in my coffee stream heh loved #9

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