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Joke of the Day - April 28
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.
The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first." |
*ROFL* Great!
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Ha Ha Ha good one. What's a macarena?
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Here here!!
*raises his coffee cup to that joke* |
All right! Jadzia got me to laugh out loud!
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Man I couldnt stand that song, it was played so much I stopped listening to the radio.
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