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Old 10-25-2003, 07:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Blind man in a restaurant

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
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Old 10-25-2003, 07:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehe...good one.
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Old 10-25-2003, 02:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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THAT MAN IS GOD !!!!! \o/
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Old 10-25-2003, 09:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOOSEEEE!! You've got some 'splaining to do!

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Old 10-25-2003, 09:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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good classic combination. sidesplitting - thank you.
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Old 10-25-2003, 10:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha, what a lady's man!
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Old 10-27-2003, 10:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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always interesting to see what senses you rely on and how adept he has become in "smelling" is something to be proud of. hah!
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Old 10-27-2003, 10:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Sounds like Hannibal Lecter...
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Old 10-27-2003, 10:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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At least he did not tell the waiter his name.
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Old 10-27-2003, 01:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hehehehehe!
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Old 10-27-2003, 01:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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OMG!

*SLAPS KNEE*
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Old 10-27-2003, 01:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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All senses hieghtened? I think so!
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Old 10-27-2003, 07:38 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Good one!

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Old 10-28-2003, 03:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Nice ending.
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Old 10-28-2003, 01:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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HaHaHaHaHa!

There is something about Mary!
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Old 10-28-2003, 04:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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funnt stuff!
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Old 10-28-2003, 08:05 PM   #17 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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hehehe, nice and funny. Like I love 'em.
Thanks, tekaweni.
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Old 10-29-2003, 12:40 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That's defintely one of the funniest things i've ever read!
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