Joke of the Day - October 25 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 10-25-2003, 02:32 AM

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. The judge looked at her sternly and said:

"So you're a schoolteacher. I am about to realize a lifelong ambition. You sit down at that table over there and write: 'I went through a stop sign.' FIVE HUNDRED TIMES!!!"

soccerchamp76 · 10-25-2003, 07:34 PM

Payback is a bitch

sbscout · 10-25-2003, 09:05 PM

a teacher's worst nightmare!

iktoweya · 10-27-2003, 08:43 AM

oh wow that would be enjoyable

mb99usa · 10-27-2003, 09:14 AM

Sometimes its better to just keep quiet. Every teacher shoudl know that, they are the ones who drilled it into my head.

10-25-2003, 02:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 25 A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. The judge looked at her sternly and said: "So you're a schoolteacher. I am about to realize a lifelong ambition. You sit down at that table over there and write: 'I went through a stop sign.' FIVE HUNDRED TIMES!!!"

10-25-2003, 07:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Payback is a bitch __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

10-25-2003, 09:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	a teacher's worst nightmare! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

10-27-2003, 08:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	oh wow that would be enjoyable __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-27-2003, 09:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	Sometimes its better to just keep quiet. Every teacher shoudl know that, they are the ones who drilled it into my head. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.