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Regziever · 10-24-2003, 10:41 PM

An amercian soldier who was stationed in Afghanistan got a letter from his girlfriend back in the states. The letter read:

Dear Raymond

I'm sorry, but I dont want to continiue our relationship. The distance between us is too far. Besides, I have to admit that I have been cheating on you twice since you left. It's over, end of story.

Would you please send back the photo of me I gave you?
Bye /Wendy

The soldier looked at the letter with a blank expression in his face. He then walked around amongst his fellow brothers in arms and collected every picture of wifes, sisters, girfriends, exgf's, cousins etc. he could get his hands on.

He placed all the photos in an envelope together with the picture of Wendy. Totally it was 57 pictures.
He also placed a note in the letter saying:

Dear Wendy
I'm sorry, but I have forgotten who you are. Please pick out your photo and send back the rest.

Ciao
Raymond

HunterDevourer · 10-24-2003, 11:01 PM

Utterly brilliant!

iktoweya · 10-24-2003, 11:17 PM

oh wow

tekaweni · 10-25-2003, 07:00 AM

Now <b>that</b> is class!

bluearmy · 10-25-2003, 08:39 AM

Have to like that, very original.

sailor · 10-25-2003, 11:43 AM

Yikes... Thats rough.

Gotta love it though

TrogDor · 10-25-2003, 06:19 PM

Saw it coming kinda, but still hilarious

sbscout · 10-25-2003, 09:11 PM

Very inventive payback!

matt_mll · 10-25-2003, 09:36 PM

ohhh... how brutally wonderful... she had it comming... good one!

a_divine_martyr · 10-25-2003, 10:51 PM

Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

Stare At The Sun · 10-26-2003, 03:31 PM

Smart soldier!

Jay Francis · 10-26-2003, 04:22 PM

Brilliant.

TerresqueÜ · 10-26-2003, 07:28 PM

Be a jerk, get jerked around. Good one.

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 12:46 PM

Oh man thats funny!

Disco Stu · 10-31-2003, 02:05 PM

NICE!!! thats what i call just deserts!! thats a great post man

bennyb · 10-31-2003, 08:55 PM

YES.

gloveshot3 · 11-01-2003, 06:19 AM

besides a hundred other places, that scenario was a second segment of a M*A*S*H episode back in the 1970's

batm4n_23 · 11-01-2003, 09:42 AM

i like it

sic8 · 11-01-2003, 10:52 AM

pwned

irateplatypus · 11-02-2003, 07:11 PM

at-a-boy

Gungwhooza · 11-02-2003, 08:17 PM

Haha...wendy got owned. Great post man...just great

Chuckles · 11-02-2003, 09:37 PM

man, wendy got HOSED!

Dilbert1234567 · 11-02-2003, 10:34 PM

Latch · 11-03-2003, 12:13 AM

Awesome.. great joke.

TIO · 11-05-2003, 09:10 AM

Nice work, dude
I just wish I had the balls to do stuff like that

Keg-o-Grog · 11-06-2003, 05:56 AM

sweet payback, i liked that one.. alot

10-24-2003, 10:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Raymond in Afghanistan An amercian soldier who was stationed in Afghanistan got a letter from his girlfriend back in the states. The letter read: Dear Raymond I'm sorry, but I dont want to continiue our relationship. The distance between us is too far. Besides, I have to admit that I have been cheating on you twice since you left. It's over, end of story. Would you please send back the photo of me I gave you? Bye /Wendy The soldier looked at the letter with a blank expression in his face. He then walked around amongst his fellow brothers in arms and collected every picture of wifes, sisters, girfriends, exgf's, cousins etc. he could get his hands on. He placed all the photos in an envelope together with the picture of Wendy. Totally it was 57 pictures. He also placed a note in the letter saying: Dear Wendy I'm sorry, but I have forgotten who you are. Please pick out your photo and send back the rest. Ciao Raymond __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine Last edited by Regziever; 10-25-2003 at 02:24 AM..

10-24-2003, 11:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	Utterly brilliant! __________________ Viva La Muerte

10-24-2003, 11:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	oh wow __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-25-2003, 07:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Now <b>that</b> is class! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-25-2003, 11:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Yikes... Thats rough. Gotta love it though __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

10-25-2003, 08:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Have to like that, very original.

10-25-2003, 06:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
TrogDor Tilted	Saw it coming kinda, but still hilarious

10-25-2003, 09:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	Very inventive payback! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

10-25-2003, 09:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
matt_mll Crazy Location: some volcano in the middle of the pacific	ohhh... how brutally wonderful... she had it comming... good one!

10-25-2003, 10:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
a_divine_martyr Insane	Payback's a bitch, ain't it? __________________ Censorship and thought control can only exist in secrecy and darkness...

10-26-2003, 03:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Smart soldier!

10-26-2003, 04:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Jay Francis Psycho Location: Houston, Texas	Brilliant.

10-26-2003, 07:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Be a jerk, get jerked around. Good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-29-2003, 12:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	Oh man thats funny!

10-31-2003, 02:05 PM	#15 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	NICE!!! thats what i call just deserts!! thats a great post man

10-31-2003, 08:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	YES.

11-01-2003, 09:42 AM	#18 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	i like it

11-01-2003, 10:52 AM	#19 (permalink)
sic8 Upright	pwned

11-02-2003, 07:11 PM	#20 (permalink)
irateplatypus can't help but laugh Location: dar al-harb	at-a-boy __________________ If you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. ~ Winston Churchill

11-01-2003, 06:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	besides a hundred other places, that scenario was a second segment of a MAS*H episode back in the 1970's

11-02-2003, 08:17 PM	#21 (permalink)
Gungwhooza Upright	Haha...wendy got owned. Great post man...just great __________________ Gu\|\\|wh0024!!!1

11-02-2003, 09:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	man, wendy got HOSED!

11-02-2003, 10:34 PM	#23 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	nice __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

11-03-2003, 12:13 AM	#24 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Awesome.. great joke.

11-05-2003, 09:10 AM	#25 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	Nice work, dude I just wish I had the balls to do stuff like that __________________ Strewth

11-06-2003, 05:56 AM	#26 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	sweet payback, i liked that one.. alot __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.