Careful near hospitals this Halloween... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Nazggul · 10-24-2003, 09:33 AM

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.

He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

mb99usa · 10-24-2003, 09:36 AM

A little too predictable but still got me to smile.

petergriffin24 · 10-24-2003, 10:38 AM

didn't see the punch line coming. I thought it was pretty good a little corny but very good

corporatex · 10-24-2003, 05:21 PM

I little cheesey, but nonetheless funny

slimshaydee · 10-24-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mb99usa
A little too predictable but still got me to smile.

I'm with him

iktoweya · 10-24-2003, 11:14 PM

*smirk*

Tarn · 10-25-2003, 02:52 PM

HAHHAHAHAHA !!!! g1 !

10-24-2003, 09:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Nazggul Psycho Location: San Francisco	Careful near hospitals this Halloween... An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost." HAPPY HALLOWEEN

10-24-2003, 09:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	A little too predictable but still got me to smile. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-24-2003, 11:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	smirk __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-24-2003, 10:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	didn't see the punch line coming. I thought it was pretty good a little corny but very good

10-24-2003, 05:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
corporatex Loser Location: Vale, South Dakota	I little cheesey, but nonetheless funny

10-25-2003, 02:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	HAHHAHAHAHA !!!! g1 !