Jesus and Satan
 

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards
They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.

Satan observed this and became even more irate."Wait! He cheated How did he
do it??!!

(You'll love the punch line....)
God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."

Hehe

HAHA Pun intended nice post thanks for the laugh

That was great! thanks!

funny

ooohh man that is gold ... gonna tell it to my friends :)

Saw it coming, but nice! I like God/Jesus/Satan jokes in general.

hahhaa, that's so freakin funny!

I'm ROFL. That was great.

I saw it coming, but I still laughed out loud!

Thanks!

Saw it as well.. but still good.

Lol, good one.

That was a good one.

I didn't see the punchline coming, but then I thought "I should have seen that coming!" It gets me laughing everytime I think about it.

*angry smile*

Awsome!

Amen!!!!!

Hah that's pretty good, wasn't expecting it~

"Jesus saves" Not on my bloody wages He doesn't

That's defintely one of the funniest things i've ever read!

I had some church people come to my door the other day and asked me if I had found God... I told them that I had, the tricky bastard was hiding behind the couch the whole time, and if they'd excuse me now because it was my turn to hide...

hehe didn't see that one coming :) was fun

HAHAHA, very funny! Saw it coming but it was worth the read!