E.F. or F.F.??? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tropicdiver · 10-22-2003, 01:48 PM

Ratcliffe was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.

The only thing he said was, "F.F."

His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."

Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."

She responded simply, "E.F."

He repeated, "F.F."

She again replied, "E.F."

"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"

Ratcliffe answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"

itchy93 · 10-22-2003, 02:29 PM

heh; I like the subtle jokes better.

Itchy93

shimmy1 · 10-22-2003, 02:39 PM

Awful.

Awful Entertaining!

Tiger69z · 10-22-2003, 04:19 PM

Lol

It's kinda subtle... you have to think for a minute

reverendjay · 10-22-2003, 06:12 PM

That's good stuff.

iktoweya · 10-23-2003, 08:32 AM

oh wow

petergriffin24 · 10-23-2003, 10:14 AM

that was hilarious I get it haha

mb99usa · 10-23-2003, 10:16 AM

that is a cool joke

Noob · 10-23-2003, 11:14 AM

i dont get it

Radio Monk33 · 10-23-2003, 03:51 PM

EF=eat first
FF=fuck first

skaterpunk · 10-23-2003, 05:52 PM

thats kinda cool

10-22-2003, 01:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
tropicdiver Amazed Location: Austin, Texas	E.F. or F.F.??? Ratcliffe was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F." His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F." Out on the highway, he said, "F.F." She responded simply, "E.F." He repeated, "F.F." She again replied, "E.F." "Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?" Ratcliffe answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!" __________________ Bob Life is short. Break some rules. Last edited by tropicdiver; 10-22-2003 at 01:52 PM..

10-22-2003, 02:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
itchy93 Tilted Location: Wandering North America	heh; I like the subtle jokes better. Itchy93 __________________ That's just my opinion; I could be wrong.

10-22-2003, 06:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
reverendjay Insane Location: Baltimore	That's good stuff. __________________ I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.

10-23-2003, 08:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	oh wow __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-23-2003, 10:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	that is a cool joke __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-22-2003, 02:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
shimmy1 Tilted	Awful. Awful Entertaining!

10-22-2003, 04:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Lol It's kinda subtle... you have to think for a minute

10-23-2003, 10:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
petergriffin24 Insane	that was hilarious I get it haha

10-23-2003, 11:14 AM	#9 (permalink)
Noob Upright	i dont get it

10-23-2003, 03:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Radio Monk33 Psycho	EF=eat first FF=fuck first __________________ "Punk rock had this cool, political personal message. It was a bit more cerebral than just stupid cock rock, you know" -Kurt Cobain

10-23-2003, 05:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
skaterpunk The Ultimate Badass Location: Tampa	thats kinda cool __________________ "The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better. This is all the stuff the Mommy used to tell him. She used to say, "The only frontier you have left is the world of intangibles. Everything else is sewn up too tight." Caged inside too many laws. By intangibles, she meant the Internet, movies, music, stories, art, rumors, computer programs, anything that isn't real. Virtual realities. Make-believe stuff. The culture. The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only the intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die."