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Old 10-22-2003, 11:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
It wasnt me
 
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A clear path to the green (golf joke)

Bill really enjoyed playing golf. He could occasionally put up with taking in a round with his wife. One time (with his wife Sally along) he was having an extremely bad round. On the 12th hole, Bill sliced a drive over by a grounds keepers shack. Although he did not have a clear shot to the green, his wife noticed that there were two doors on the shack and there was a possibility that, if both doors were opened, he might be able to hit through.

Without hesitation, Bill instructed his wife to go around to the other side and open the far door. Sure enough, this gave him a clear path to the green. He stepped up to his ball and prepared to hit. Sally had been standing by the far door, waiting for him to hit through. After a moment, she became curious and stuck her head in the doorway to see what he was doing. At that exact moment, Bill cracked a three-wood that hit his wife square on the forehead, killing her instantly.

Bill avoided golf for a year. However, he finally recovered, remarried, and started playing golf with his new wife Jill. Again, on hole #12, he slices his drive to the shack. Jill says, "Honey, if I open the front and back door of that shed, I think you could play through." "Nah," replied Bill, "The last time I did that, I shot a 7 on the hole."
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Old 10-22-2003, 04:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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....I don't get it...

I guess it's cuz i dont play golf....

explanations anyone?
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Old 10-22-2003, 05:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He was more focused/worried about his golf game than his (dead) wife, or the safety of his new one.
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Old 10-22-2003, 07:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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worse! after killing his wife, he finished the hole!
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Old 10-23-2003, 09:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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i liked it
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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that was a good one nice post
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