Joke of the Day - October 21 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 10-21-2003, 01:32 AM

A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife to quit smoking.

One afternoon, she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really ought to quit."

She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."

He replied, "But they stunt your growth."

She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied he never had. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse...??"

WinterScar · 10-21-2003, 01:59 AM

...and then he jaloped her all night long

mml · 10-21-2003, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by WinterScar
...and then he jaloped her all night long

Your punchline(and link) made me laugh harder than the joke.

Chingal0 · 10-21-2003, 06:48 PM

hah yea, that is great lol

TrogDor · 10-21-2003, 08:34 PM

Clever joke, hilarious link!

10-21-2003, 01:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 21 A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex." He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied he never had. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse...??"

10-21-2003, 01:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
WinterScar Upright	...and then he jaloped her all night long __________________ How many licks does it take till you get to the center?

10-21-2003, 06:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	hah yea, that is great lol __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-21-2003, 08:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
TrogDor Tilted	Clever joke, hilarious link!