JadziaDax

A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife to quit smoking.

One afternoon, she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really ought to quit."

She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."

He replied, "But they stunt your growth."

She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied he never had. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse...??"

WinterScar

...and then he jaloped her all night long

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How many licks does it take till you get to the center?

mml

Your punchline(and link) made me laugh harder than the joke.

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Chingal0

hah yea, that is great lol

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

TrogDor

Clever joke, hilarious link!