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Old 10-21-2003, 11:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
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Old 10-22-2003, 05:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sign me up! This cleverly funny! Thanks
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Old 10-22-2003, 08:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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this article was taken as a serious news story by some organizations, because originally the author made a CNN spoof page and some people got confused.
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Old 10-22-2003, 09:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Spoof or not, I've just sent this to my wife and couple of friends to see who doesn't bite but licks...
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Old 10-23-2003, 06:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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its a good way to get em workin a bit more :-p
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Old 10-24-2003, 06:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hell yeah looks legit to me send away
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Old 10-24-2003, 07:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I see a lot of potential in this report...he he he
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Old 10-24-2003, 02:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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How could anyone have ever taken this serious? Check the Names:

Dr. B.J. Sooner (Blow Job Sooner)
Dr. Inserta Shafteer (Insert A Shaft Here)
Dr. Len Lictepeen (Licked a Peen(is))

Still a funny spoof.
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Old 10-24-2003, 11:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2003, 05:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Regardless, I just found this quote to be pretty damn funny.

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"Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
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Old 11-01-2003, 11:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2003, 12:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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