Tiger Woods goes to Ireland - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 04-27-2003, 05:54 PM

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yerz, sir" says our attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"

MexicanOnABike · 04-27-2003, 07:15 PM

AHAHAH!!! that would be weird!

CSflim · 04-28-2003, 01:28 AM

Funny joke, but we do not...EVER say "top of the mornin' to ya".

EVER

C.S. Flim

ever!

MrGone · 04-28-2003, 01:33 AM

na, doesnt work, tiger woods would have to be driving a Buick because of the PGA contract thing

myfathead · 04-28-2003, 02:57 AM

good one lad!

zaiaz · 04-28-2003, 04:15 AM

Real nice.

fizzledorf · 04-28-2003, 04:35 AM

that's pretty good -- great idea too

ratbastid · 04-28-2003, 04:47 AM

Very nice.

TwoToTango · 04-28-2003, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
...top of the mornin' to ya...

And the balance of the day to yourself,
Mr. Flim.

warrrreagl · 04-28-2003, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
Funny joke, but we do not...EVER say "top of the mornin' to ya".

EVER

C.S. Flim

ever!

But that's what they say in the Irish Spring and Lucky Charms commercials.....

heh heh

ltdaywalker · 04-28-2003, 04:44 PM

haha, that was decent.

Destrox · 04-28-2003, 06:57 PM

hehe i love jokes relating to sports i play

pta200 · 04-29-2003, 07:19 AM

HAHAHAHA

King Tut · 04-29-2003, 12:10 PM

Pretty good, heard a version, but pretty good.

TerresqueÜ · 04-29-2003, 05:35 PM

Hahaha, good one. I love the irish!

ARRH · 04-29-2003, 05:55 PM

haha. that made me laugh

04-27-2003, 05:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Tiger Woods goes to Ireland On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yerz, sir" says our attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!" __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-27-2003, 07:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	AHAHAH!!! that would be weird! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-28-2003, 01:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Funny joke, but we do not...EVER say "top of the mornin' to ya". EVER C.S. Flim ever! __________________

04-28-2003, 04:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Real nice. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-28-2003, 06:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	hehe i love jokes relating to sports i play __________________ You bore me.... next.

04-28-2003, 01:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
MrGone Tilted Location: WA	na, doesnt work, tiger woods would have to be driving a Buick because of the PGA contract thing

04-28-2003, 02:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
myfathead Upright Location: san francisco bay area	good one lad!

04-28-2003, 04:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	that's pretty good -- great idea too

04-28-2003, 04:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Very nice.

04-28-2003, 04:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
ltdaywalker Upright Location: Chicago, IL	haha, that was decent.

04-29-2003, 07:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
pta200 Insane	HAHAHAHA

04-29-2003, 12:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
King Tut Upright	Pretty good, heard a version, but pretty good.

04-29-2003, 05:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahaha, good one. I love the irish! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-29-2003, 05:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
ARRH Insane	haha. that made me laugh