Tiger Woods goes to Ireland
 

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yerz, sir" says our attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"

AHAHAH!!! that would be weird!

Funny joke, but we do not...EVER say "top of the mornin' to ya".

EVER

C.S. Flim

ever!

na, doesnt work, tiger woods would have to be driving a Buick because of the PGA contract thing :D

good one lad!

Real nice.

that's pretty good -- great idea too :)

Very nice.

And the balance of the day to yourself,
Mr. Flim. :)

But that's what they say in the Irish Spring and Lucky Charms commercials.....

heh heh

haha, that was decent.

hehe i love jokes relating to sports i play :)

HAHAHAHA

Pretty good, heard a version, but pretty good.

Hahaha, good one. I love the irish!

haha. that made me laugh