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cchris · 04-27-2003, 05:49 PM

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Pope.
Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and
gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,"Dopey,
there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world?"
After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son,
there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting.......
"Dopey shagged a penguin!"
"Dopey shagged a penguin!"
"Dopey shagged a penguin!"

hotzot · 04-27-2003, 06:42 PM

poor dopey

forgotten_dream · 04-28-2003, 02:37 AM

*Falls out of his chair laughing*

That's hysterical!!!! I didn't see that coming at all!

GreenCloud · 04-28-2003, 02:47 AM

good one

myfathead · 04-28-2003, 02:50 AM

heard it before ,but still is funny

zaiaz · 04-28-2003, 04:28 AM

heh heh

warrrreagl · 04-28-2003, 08:35 AM

That's a scream!

ltdaywalker · 04-28-2003, 04:30 PM

Well that one definatly made me laugh.

04-27-2003, 05:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The seven Dwarf's visit the Pope. The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting....... "Dopey shagged a penguin!" "Dopey shagged a penguin!" "Dopey shagged a penguin!" __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-27-2003, 06:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	poor dopey __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-28-2003, 02:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Falls out of his chair laughing That's hysterical!!!! I didn't see that coming at all! __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-28-2003, 02:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	good one __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

04-28-2003, 04:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	heh heh __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-28-2003, 02:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
myfathead Upright Location: san francisco bay area	heard it before ,but still is funny

04-28-2003, 08:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	That's a scream! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-28-2003, 04:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
ltdaywalker Upright Location: Chicago, IL	Well that one definatly made me laugh.