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Old 10-20-2003, 10:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
It wasnt me
 
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Cost of a round of golf

It was a Sunday morning and four good buddies were at the first tee. Number one said, "This golf game is costing me dinner for my wife tonight."

Number two said, "That's nothing, I had to agree to my wife's parents spending the weekend with us."

"Ha!" said number three, "I had to give my old lady the credit card to go shopping."

Number four said "Boy are you guys ever screwed up. I woke up this morning and the wife asked what I was planning. I replied 'Golf course or intercourse?' She said, 'Take a sweater' and went back to sleep."
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Old 10-20-2003, 11:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
Boy am I horny today
 
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Heard a variation of that before, but good still!
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