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tekaweni · 10-19-2003, 02:50 AM

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client.

The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback.

However, she remembers what her boss told her...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.

After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."

The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."

The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one.

She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."

The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."

-Anders · 10-19-2003, 08:34 AM

Hahah, if she gets all of that though, is she really against marrying him?

legolas · 10-19-2003, 11:22 AM

ha i kinda saw that coming

Tarn · 10-19-2003, 03:11 PM

hehehe AUCH !!!!

Stare At The Sun · 10-19-2003, 03:48 PM

lol ouch is right

The_Dude · 10-19-2003, 03:57 PM

lol, poor guy!

TerresqueÜ · 10-19-2003, 04:10 PM

Anything for love right?

mystmarimatt · 10-19-2003, 10:00 PM

awesome. sad for him though, hehe

Gortexfogg · 10-20-2003, 06:06 AM

Haha, that's love alright!

10-19-2003, 02:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	An African King The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build." Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut." __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-19-2003, 08:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	Hahah, if she gets all of that though, is she really against marrying him? __________________ Signature 101

10-19-2003, 11:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	ha i kinda saw that coming __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-19-2003, 03:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	lol, poor guy! __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

10-19-2003, 04:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Anything for love right? __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-19-2003, 03:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hehehe AUCH !!!!

10-19-2003, 03:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	lol ouch is right

10-19-2003, 10:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	awesome. sad for him though, hehe __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

10-20-2003, 06:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Haha, that's love alright!