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Old 10-17-2003, 06:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
It wasnt me
 
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Location: Scotland
Must eat cookies

A 98 year old man lay on his death bed. According to all of the doctors, he would not live to see another sunrise. All of a sudden, he became aware of the ever increasing scent of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen 2 floors below. He thought, "Before I leave this world, I MUST have just ONE of my wife's wonderful chocolate chip cookies."

After all, it was such a batch of cookies made by his wife that first won his heart more than 80 years prior when they were first dating. What better way to depart this life than with the warm and loving taste of his wife's cookies still lingering on his palate?

The man bravely and arduously rolled himself in his bed until he was finally able to fall off of the bed onto the floor. He then pulled himself by his elbows, out of the room, into the hallway.

He continued to pull himself to the stairwell where he backed himself down the 2 flights of stairs, painfully sliding down one step at a time. The man then pulled himself through the parlor, living room, dining room and finally into the kitchen.

Tears swelled in his eyes as he contemplated all of the love that his wife had put into that final batch of cookies. This was a most appropriate final act of love offered to him by the woman who had shared her life with him for more than 80 years.

He pulled himself to the counter top where the cooling batch of cookies lay, sending their aroma deep into his nostrils and announcing to the world that his wife's love for him was most certainly as fresh and warm today as on the day she married him.

He rested his body weight on his left elbow and with shaking determination, ever so slowly raised his right arm to a point that put his fingers so close to the cookies that he could feel the rising heat caressing his fingertips.

His wife turned her head and noticed her husband in his galant struggle to reach for the cookies. She then grabbed his hand and declared, "Oh no you don't, THOSE are for the funeral!"
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Old 10-17-2003, 09:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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oh man...
saw that coming
but its still soooo bad
good laugh though
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Old 10-17-2003, 10:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Denmark.
That's just sooo cruel
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Old 10-17-2003, 04:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
Insane
 
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Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.
maaan... MAAAAN!!!!!... man..
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Old 10-17-2003, 06:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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im depressed now.
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Old 10-19-2003, 07:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
Crazy
 
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Old 10-19-2003, 07:23 AM   #7 (permalink)
I and I
 
Location: Stillwater, OK
Hehe...poor old guy....
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Old 10-19-2003, 03:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
back from sabbatical
 
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Location: Mosptopia
I probably shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am right now...
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Old 10-20-2003, 07:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Lol

Damn women....
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